Bravo Plans Operation Hanuman

While Hoaxers were planning various things for Operations Ravaan, bravo had his own set of ideas which he shared with a few fortunate guys. Listing it here in Bravo's own words:
1. Instead of providing case study we should give them Priyanka Khera's lecture notes. I am sure it would more detailed than any HBR case.
2. Instead of showing the movie commanding heights we should show them Enron Movie. I am sure we will be able to identify few fans of the movie as we did in our batch. (302 T shirt)
3. Ask them to meet rajat chandra after 5:30 P.M.
4. Make them read and follow the book which raghu is reading ( branson's loosing my virginity).
5. Ask them to answer the doubts raised by HER (cant name) in OB classes.
6. Schedule the date of PGP-1 girls with Sameer on 89th day.
7. Make them talk to Mr. Manan.
8. Schedule their lunch and dinner timings with Anand Sinha.
9. Ask them to call raghu as Raghuraman Balasubranium and not Raghu %^&*(
10. Make them wear the slipper (blue color crocks) which i have been wearing for last 3.5 years.

Bravo's DOCC project write up

NGO: Besahara, Little Cuttack, Orissa.

Project Scope: To Improve the level of naxalites and motivate them to not attack CRPF camps.

Deliverables:

• Motivate naxals to develop a schedule and strict time table for all the activities in and around orissa.
• To educate CPI (ML) on importance of daily visit to library and gym.
• To bring in a culture of not crossing the bridge when there is a train running under it.
• To improve the warfare skills of naxalites by making them wear skin tight t- shirts.
• To improve the blushing capabilities of naxal women and arrive at a road map for family planning.
• To take 23 classes on methods to conduct research in naxal identified areas and yet not let them understand the reality behind taking that course.

Bravo on Recession...

bravo more than agreed when he told his friends that he had a very enrichning day with SMIA and Consulting symposium been the two best managed events of S.A.C. Yet, some of us could sense the dissatisfaction in bravo's innocent face as he later confessed it. bravo says that its been 6 months and he has been ONLY learning the ways to manage downturn. he also agreed to mention some of the key learnings:
1. to manage downturn do not marry cos the risk will turn into danger.
2. to manage supply chain in a downturn eat masala dosa as it gives a competitive advantage.
3. to manage downturn advice top 4 consultancy firms to do consultancy for SMEs so that they also become bankrupt and downturn is uniformly experienced in all sectors.
4. to manage downturn ask questions about why you should or should not diversify?
5. to avert financial crisis make a presentation, present in SMIA and win 1 lac rupees.

So when one of the S.A.C reporters asked bravo for his reason of frustration he said that now that downturn is over he has learnt so many ways to manage it but when he will passout from M.B.A. there will be a BOOM and he wont know how to manage in a BOOM.
So bravo envisaged that "W" cycle of recession will continue, though there is a boom now the moment he will passout from MBA widout knowing how to manage in a BOOM, the recession will be back. Hail Bravo! Do these Mc kinsey's have such a practical model to predict next recession??

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