Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Bravo's Lectures in RobotScience: Lesson 1: Never stand above a running train...or do tata to it
Location: Lonavala
Scene: Bravo is galloping towards hostel after successfully completing assault rifle tasks. Bravo is fully charged, err.... enraged actually, for his team has lost badly. Bravo is leading the platoon of people towards hostel... it is approaching lunch time and Bravo's system clock is ticking ever faster. Bravo approaches an overhead bridge, built over a few railway lines. Then the moment of truth beckon... BRAVO HALTS. Bravo implores everyone to stay put.
Everone stops, respecting Bravo's command. Then Bravo announces, "We must not cross the bridge. One must never do goodbye or be overhead a running train. IT IS BAD LUCK"
Bravo corroborates his theory too :)
1. Shahrukh Khan got back problems and had to undergo a surgery after dancing overhead the moving train in 'Dil Se'. Chaiya Chaiya song.
2. Malaika... poor girl.. got married soon after the movie.
Well. This was Bravo's first postulate.
Scene: Bravo is galloping towards hostel after successfully completing assault rifle tasks. Bravo is fully charged, err.... enraged actually, for his team has lost badly. Bravo is leading the platoon of people towards hostel... it is approaching lunch time and Bravo's system clock is ticking ever faster. Bravo approaches an overhead bridge, built over a few railway lines. Then the moment of truth beckon... BRAVO HALTS. Bravo implores everyone to stay put.
Everone stops, respecting Bravo's command. Then Bravo announces, "We must not cross the bridge. One must never do goodbye or be overhead a running train. IT IS BAD LUCK"
Bravo corroborates his theory too :)
1. Shahrukh Khan got back problems and had to undergo a surgery after dancing overhead the moving train in 'Dil Se'. Chaiya Chaiya song.
2. Malaika... poor girl.. got married soon after the movie.
Well. This was Bravo's first postulate.
@ Juhu Beach
S.no ITEM PRICE
1. Pao Bhaji 35/-
2. Bhel 25/-
3. Pani Puri 10/-
4. BRAVO Rate yet to be fixed
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any incidence on juhu beach at night 9:00 p.m. on 25/07/09 with anyone is purely coincidental.
1. Pao Bhaji 35/-
2. Bhel 25/-
3. Pani Puri 10/-
4. BRAVO Rate yet to be fixed
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any incidence on juhu beach at night 9:00 p.m. on 25/07/09 with anyone is purely coincidental.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Robotic Tears
Railway police catches 5 budding managers at Bandra. Bravo sheds tears to rescue two girls and Samira. The heroic act will be soon nominated for Red and white bravery awards.
Bravo Postpones Hair Cut
9:20 A.M. Pratul calls bravo for Hair Cut. Bravo refuses and plans to go at 11:21 A.M. sighting the reason that he wants his Hair to grow a bit more in next two Hours. The program is fed and Guys looking for Bravo can find him at nearest Men's (???) Saloon at exactly 11:21 A.M.
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